Suggestions Please, Spicey Radishes, Ham and Another Laugh On Me!

I found this way cool large bottle at a garage sale yesterday. It has a little round door cut into it. I so want to do something inside it. Maybe a fairy garden or something but I am not quit sure. Any suggestions???? I really need some fresh ideas. (Excuse the dust, I just picked it up yesterday and have not cleaned it  yet.)

Hubby came in with two handfuls of beautiful pink radishes. A little salt and they are perfect. We eat them plain or in salads. Anyone have any good radish dish recipes?

My son is the ham! This was taken Friday on his way to teach a merit badge in Scout Jamborall!

*FREE LAUGH HERE*

So this morning I get out of bed bright and early on the only day I can sleep in. It always happens! I cannot sleep past 6:30 and it is really annoying! So if I don't put on my glasses I figure that I am not really all the way up yet. This is a little trick I do but it really never seems to work out the way I think it should. I usually just end up running into the corner of a wall or tripping on a step... Anyhow so here I am treading to the kitchen to start my coffee pot and what do I do but step right into a nice warm pile of cat barf. Yay me!!!! Now if I would have had my glasses on I probably would have seen it, but no, I had to go and pretend like I could go back to sleep at any moment. The laugh doesn't stop here because really that was pretty damn gross. Next on the list is feeding and letting the chickens out of the coop. So there I am bending over, yes bending over the chickens feeding bin, getting a scoop of 16% protien mixed with some scratch and shell (just thought I would throw that in) when all of a sudden I am goosed in the ASS CRACK, YES ASS CRACK (saying "butt crack" just doesn't cut it) by a big fat red hen!!!!! Guess who's egg I am eating for breakfast!

Have a laugh on me...

So today I had to run to the home improvement store. I was in and out in about 30 minutes. I took my teenage son with me so he could carry the heavy fencing I was buying. After trotting through the entire store and two times through the garden center (had to take a peek, still looking for onion sets) we made it back into the car. And then I noticed it. I had only put makeup on one eye. My right eye was lined, highlighted with lashes curled and darkened....but my left little almond shaped eye was bare! It looked invisible. There you go, a laugh on me!

Sweet Potato Queens... say what?

This has been a long winter for me. I have now been on antibiotics 5 times since October and am really tired of being sick. No complaints from me on this blog so moving right along... I was at the library on Tuesday and a book fell right into my arms. No really it did, that is one of the benefits of being very short, things are always falling on you. The Sweet Potato Queens Book Of Love by Jill Conner Browne. Well now what can I say about this book....hummm I stopped reading my other book to read it and found myself laughing out loud and turning around and making sure no one was watching me laugh at the sometimes inappropriate jokes and comments. This book is helping chase the winter blues away. Now I am a Northern girl so all these southern images she conjures up really scare me a little, but what the heck it is a great little read. Some of the titles of her books crack me up! Check out the website!
http://www.sweetpotatoqueens.com/
Has anyone ever read these books before?

Rooster in Puberty

So yesterday I had to call my utility company to discuss a bill... but first it must be said that I live in a very old and very small house. I have had chickens in my computer room (no other room available)all winter and out of the three baby Malaysian Seramas one turned out to be a rooster. Living in Utah it is far too cold to let the chicks be outside, so under the heat light inside they have stayed...While talking to the costumer service representative the little rooster began to crow. He did not crow once but repeatedly and every time his little voice began to crack the phone fell silent. After about five minutes the costumer service lady asked me if I needed to go, I explained the sound she heard was a rooster which was followed by "YOU KEEP A ROOSTER IN YOUR HOUSE??!! WHY DO YOU KEEP A ROOSTER IN YOUR HOUSE?!, REALLY I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEATING YOUR KIDS!!!" She kept putting me on hold and I know she called every employee to the phone to listen to the rooster trapped in a puberty possessed crow. It is such a sad and scratchy crow I thought I would share. Enjoy a laugh on me!