Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I dreamed I stopped traffic in my Maidenform bra!
Talk about dangerous curves! But oh, how smooth and sleek my Maidenform makes them! You'll pardon it if I toot my horn, but aren't I the loveliest view that ever jammed traffic? No lift for me, thanks... I've got mine in my Maidenform!
Love it! Can't you just see the advertisement men sitting around a large wooden table, smoking while coming up with this dandy of a boobie word play! I can even see the blond secretaries quietly refilling the coffee cups, trying not to roll their eyes!