OMG I am an
APPLE! Don't get me wrong, I love a crisp cold apple but as a body type it sucks! I am a runner- 3.5 miles 4 or 5 times a week, and according to WEBMD.COM I am an apple!!!! AN APPLE!!!(Yes I am yelling!!) Now I personally can't visualize an apple in a pair of knee high, black, sexy boots, but none the less I am still on a quest to find a pair that I will be able to squeeze my runners calves into. Not that I ever go anywhere mind you, but maybe my chickens would appreciate a little mix up in my fashion attire, (lord knows they must be sick to death of nightgowns and sweats.) I think I will just have to think of myself as a passion fruit, not an apple, maybe even a pomegranate or an extra large strawberry. A strawberry can be sexy!. We give parts of our bodies such descriptive names: saddle bags, thunder thighs, bingo wings, muffin tops, flabjacks, pound cakes, cankles... how nice we are to ourselves.
12 comments:
Funny! I am a pear.
hello Messy Missy - I'm a new follower - and I'm a Pear. Sigh!
Educate me! What are bingo wings?
As long as you're a healthy apple, I think it's okay. Running probably cuts your risks! I bet you eat healthy, too!
Anna
Hey, That last comment was from me. Real Life in Raleigh was the first blog name I chose but never did anything with it. If I'm on my other e-mail account, that name comes up. It drives me crazy, but I don't know how to make it go away!
Anna
Bing Wings= Large, loose flaps of skin hanging from the upper arms. Hahaha pretty picture isn't it? And yes I do it very healthy... but I do wish I was not a apple.
Sexy boots? I'm happy with my muck boots.LOL
I'm trying for the string bean shape.
God what am I - a potato ?
Great Blog & I just loved reading your profile !
As long as your chickens are happy, you can be whatever shape you want, I say! Me? I have a Happy Meal shape. Thanks for visiting my blog and playing my game!
This post made me smile. After giving myself a long look in the mirror I can say, I am my grandmother after all ;)
I think I am a bowl of ice cream, at least you are a fruit!
Silly girl. If you're an apple...you must have been the one tempting Adam! lol
what the hell are bingo wings? How about this word....thalves. Those are scrawny thighs on top of big calves....lol!
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