little messy missy

little messy missy

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Saddle Bags and Bingo Wings!

OMG I am an APPLE! Don't get me wrong, I love a crisp cold apple but as a body type it sucks! I am a runner- 3.5 miles 4 or 5 times a week, and according to WEBMD.COM I am an apple!!!! AN APPLE!!!(Yes I am yelling!!) Now I personally can't visualize an apple in a pair of knee high, black, sexy boots, but none the less I am still on a quest to find a pair that I will be able to squeeze my runners calves into. Not that I ever go anywhere mind you,  but  maybe my chickens would appreciate a little mix up in my fashion attire, (lord knows they must be sick to death of nightgowns and sweats.) I think I will just have to think of myself as a passion fruit, not an apple, maybe even a pomegranate or an extra large strawberry. A strawberry can be sexy!.  We give parts of our bodies such descriptive names: saddle bags, thunder thighs, bingo wings, muffin tops, flabjacks, pound cakes, cankles... how nice we are to ourselves.

12 comments:

Becca's Dirt said...

Funny! I am a pear.

Bloody Frida said...

hello Messy Missy - I'm a new follower - and I'm a Pear. Sigh!

Real Life in Raleigh said...

Educate me! What are bingo wings?

As long as you're a healthy apple, I think it's okay. Running probably cuts your risks! I bet you eat healthy, too!

Anna

Chickens in the Basement said...

Hey, That last comment was from me. Real Life in Raleigh was the first blog name I chose but never did anything with it. If I'm on my other e-mail account, that name comes up. It drives me crazy, but I don't know how to make it go away!

Anna

Missy AKA Little Messy Missy said...

Bing Wings= Large, loose flaps of skin hanging from the upper arms. Hahaha pretty picture isn't it? And yes I do it very healthy... but I do wish I was not a apple.

Callie said...

Sexy boots? I'm happy with my muck boots.LOL
I'm trying for the string bean shape.

bad penny said...

God what am I - a potato ?

Great Blog & I just loved reading your profile !

Two Dog Pond said...

As long as your chickens are happy, you can be whatever shape you want, I say! Me? I have a Happy Meal shape. Thanks for visiting my blog and playing my game!

Denise said...

This post made me smile. After giving myself a long look in the mirror I can say, I am my grandmother after all ;)

Chatty Kathy said...

I think I am a bowl of ice cream, at least you are a fruit!

LaurieW said...

Silly girl. If you're an apple...you must have been the one tempting Adam! lol

Yarni Gras! said...

what the hell are bingo wings? How about this word....thalves. Those are scrawny thighs on top of big calves....lol!

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