OMG I am an APPLE! Don't get me wrong, I love a crisp cold apple but as a body type it sucks! I am a runner- 3.5 miles 4 or 5 times a week, and according to WEBMD.COM I am an apple!!!! AN APPLE!!!(Yes I am yelling!!) Now I personally can't visualize an apple in a pair of knee high, black, sexy boots, but none the less I am still on a quest to find a pair that I will be able to squeeze my runners calves into. Not that I ever go anywhere mind you, but maybe my chickens would appreciate a little mix up in my fashion attire, (lord knows they must be sick to death of nightgowns and sweats.) I think I will just have to think of myself as a passion fruit, not an apple, maybe even a pomegranate or an extra large strawberry. A strawberry can be sexy!. We give parts of our bodies such descriptive names: saddle bags, thunder thighs, bingo wings, muffin tops, flabjacks, pound cakes, cankles... how nice we are to ourselves.